This made me laugh.
A Strange Day
I stumbled on something yesterday.
It was alive and made a sound,
kind of a mewling, choking noise.
I was afraid I had killed it, so I began
crying, but the thing I stepped on
rolled into the grass and sat up.
“That was a horrible experience,” it said.
“It wasn’t all that great for me,” I replied.
The creature looked kind of like this:
“You look kind of like a two dimensional onion,” I said.
The creature frowned at me. “I hate onions,” it said,
“and I don’t look anything like that. For thing, I have hair.”
“How many onions have you ever seen with hair?”
“I can’t think of ever seeing an onion with hair,” I said.
“That’s what I thought,” the creature said. “Now, leave me alone.”
The creature rolled off through the grass and I never saw it again.
It was a strange day, but I’ve had stranger.